WD Sinistra - The Analysis
Mmmwwwaaahahhahahahaha!!!!
Tarzan, you foooo'! All the diverted blood flow has clouded your already foggy mind. And thanks to you, I have one less life left.
What you didn't know is that the probe bestows magical powers (I AM the WD, after all, I should know). Its probage was only meant for one who can rule - I was going to analyse YOU! And with the big dmmsi, there would have been no bounds to your..errr...bounding. The Dark Master Sinistra is disappointed in you. *shakes head at Tarzan*
Anyway, as a result of your incessant vining, I have to spend a li'l while in limbo - between this world and that, between fact and fiction, between Jane and Leia (Holy Momma..did u see the lmnsis on her??!!)
As always, upon my return to proper physical form, Leia will have to be properly inducted...
MMMwwwahahahahahaha!!!!
*WD Sinistra floats away to analyse a rather fluoroscent Purple Dude, posing as a mechanic*
Current Mood: Wicked
Current Music: the wind whooshin thru the Dark Master Sinistra
In glides the Princess.
**silence engulfs the madsexyjungle**
The princess has arrived
This is her...
Name:- PrincessLeia(HS) ... Whoever comes up with the exact meaning of (HS) shall be suitably rewarded by a thousand lashes with a BIG LetMeNotNameIt.
Pasthistory:- She of the wild hair and long legs is from Alderaan. Her father, Darth Vader. She has no idea abt her mother, just assumes that she might have been an ICICI bank employee. When she was 12 staryears old, her memory was wiped out as traumatic result of an encounter with a BIG Don'tMakeMeSayIt. And so her search, for everything BIG....
Age:- 24 Staryears
Spoken languages:- Everything which sounds like a wet dream in tarzan's mind.
Favourite Activity:- Making misery a part of nekked woman's life. Holding blasterpistol while shooting... and holding it even when NOT shooting. Jumping from one moon of Jupiter to the other. Trying to remember the cause of her present sojourn in madsexyjungle.
Likes:- All BIG LetMeNotSayit's. All small faced ICICI employees. Apple sauce on a tortoise shell. BIG jewellery. Pierced BIG dmmsi's and dmmsits.
Dislikes:- No dislikes. She of the loving heart just has pity for all BIG objects and people who try to diss her.
Recurrent dream:- Being chased all around the moons of Jupiter by BIG LetMeNotDreamIt's.
Entering the Scene....
**the princess prods the cold,dead and stinking body of the WD sinistra...no movement... one long clay coloured worm slithers out**
...."Is he the mechanic??"
**waves her blasterpistol at tarzan**
.....*We need a new mechanic, the old one looked like a cross between a rabid dog and a monkey, so you killed him... but no worry, i forgive you,.. but get me a mechanic NOW!"
**tarzan's BIG dmmsi wakes up, Jane looks slightly offended**
...... "NOW is NOT the time tarzan, lets first clothe Jane.... then...".... *smiles provocatively*
Current Mood: Heroic
Current Music: silence engulfing the jungle
Enter Witch Doctor Sinistra
Enter witch doctor Sinistra
(with a.probe)
bada bada BOOM BOOM...bada bada BOOM BOOM
Yes yes, I know this bead creaks. But a doc's gotta do what a doc's gotta do. She's possessed by errr...the ghost of Goola, who died of asphyxiation during a sexual rite. There is only one way to exercise err...exORcise her.
bada bada BOOM BOOM..bada bada BOOM BOOM!!!
*picks up anal probe* [anal = analytical. (WD Sinistra jungle English not so complete) Probe = dmmsi] Ah yes, Jane...you were saying?
Jane: I was saying... Aaaaeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, get that thing away from me, you sadist.
*Screee, sccreee, creeeech, scraaawwwww* (sounds of birds which took to flight, frightened by the agonised shriek of poor Jane)
Bada BUM DubbaDUM DUBBA dubba DUM DUM
Just then there is a new sound among all the other noises...
*AaaaaAAAAaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Is it a gorilla? Is it a... Ugh, it's just Tarzan, come to save his lady love
AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA aaaaa *turns into a high pitch girlish scream* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tarzan slips off the vine and falls on top of the Witch Doctor Sinistra who gets analysed by his own probe, and dies.
Tarzan : Jane Jane, I slipped. Was someone using an anal probe on my birds? (Screee, sccreee, creeeech, scraaawwwww = big anal probe)
Old jungle saying = Don't mess with Tarzan's birds, feathered or not.
Current Mood: Bad Hair Day
Current Music: none
Tarzan and Janes BIG announcement
DA DAM DA chiki DAM DA DA chiki chiki DA DA DAM
Arrey, jungal ke vaasiyon, Tarzan pathaar rahe haaaaaaaain.
*whisper* *whisper*
kya?
Aur Jane ko saath leke aa rahe haaaaaaaain.
Dhim DHim DHim chiki dam dam
*all readers will cooperate with madsexyjungle rules and curdle their blood at the sound of the yell*
AAAeeeeeoooiiiooooooAAA AAAAAA AAA AA A a
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curdled?? Awwrite
Madsexyjungle Productions proudly presents to you Tarzan with the BIG DontMakeMeSayIt and NymphoJane (of ICICI fame).
This is a truly remarkable story of 'n' number of characters going completely batty within the confines of this secluded environment.
As part of the plans to make up the number 'n' we hereby issue an open invitation to all FullHydies to participate as any character of their choice in our Role Playing Forum (RPF).
Commenting on the blog will double as an audition, following which, the battiest of the batty will receive instructions on how to post, absolutely unedited and free to give the story any twist or turn their batty mind can think of.
OLD JUNGLE SAYING - Its important to be batty.
So, get ready to split some seams in MadSexyJungle (tm).
TARZAN and JANE
R.S.V.P
Current Mood: Bad Hair Day
Current Music: jungle drums
Tarzan meets FullHyd.
hey dudes...........
welcome to the jungle
officially.
I Tarzan with BIG dontmakemesayit.
age - 23 yrs
spoken languages - jungle drums, broken english, odd telugu, odder hindi
favourite activity - rubbing against trees
pet peeves - poison ivy (old jungle saying - don't rub against poison ivy) and also hypocrites, liars, body odour and disinvestment policies.
ambition - to enlist 'blood curdling screaming while vine-swinging' as an olympic sport.
character traits - cannot lie, sleeps with both eyes closed and tree wax in his ears, occassionally used as a medium by wandering spirits of indian movie stars.
recurrent dream - drowning in my own wet dream.
Over to Jane.....
Hello, I'm Jane. Formerly an ICICI employee (where my job title was 'Bimbette')
age - Legally an adult and that's all you need to know.
spoken languages - Tarzanese, english, refined hindi and aspiring telugu.
favourite acitvity - rubbing against... um... *blush*
pet peeves - All of the pets peeve me. They're unhygienic. *sniff*
ambition - To tame the wild savage.
character traits - Clean, loves lying (lying down, that is. That's the way it's done), provocative, with an in built sensor which tells me when I'm within the two kilometre radius of a beauty parlour.
recurrent dream - ICI... Hello... Hi, I'm Jane. May I help you? May I help you? May I? May I help...
current dream - Tarzan's BIG dontmakemesayit.
Current Mood: Grand
Current Music: jungle drums
Tarzan meets Jane
Jungle drums (JD): bada bum bada bada bada bum bada badaaa dontmakemesayit.
Tarzan with BIG dontmakemesayit (just Tarzan from now. Kindly assume a BIG BIG dontmakemesayit) : What? Strange white skin in jungle?
JD : dam damdam dama dam HoTtttttt sssssssssssssssss
Tarzan : No wearing leaves?
Tarzan swings from his BIG vine and lands near HOTTTTT white skin from far away land.
Jane: *shrieks* EEEEEEEeeeeeeaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHH!
JD: Bumdum Dubbadum badabum badabam badaboooom!
Jane looks at thing which landed from BIG vine next to her. Looks closely. Sees BIG dontmakemesayit. Likes. Likes a lot. Real lot.
Jane, offering sweet smile: I'm Jane. May I help you? (Our Jane suffers from a mild ICICI hangup)
JD: DUMDUMDUMMMMMM DumbaDUMMADUBUM
The drums tell Tarzan to approach strange whiteskin with care.
Tarzan : Please look my face. I Tarzan. LOOK MY FACE. I TARZAN.
Jane (still staring wide-eyed at BIG dontmakemesayit): Oh My God!!! Yes you might be Tarzan but you really have one BIG.........
Tarzan: DontSayIt. Its been cursed by the forest maiden it killed. If someone say the name IT shrink forever.
Jane: forest maiden? (cuddles up to T and looks at him with big, brown eyes) *sultry voice* would you like to tell me more about THAT one, big boy?
Tarzan : I like you,Jane MayIHelpYou, come to my BIG tree with me.
Jane: That's the oldest line in the business buddy, but since you have such a BIG letmenotsayit, I'll let that pass. Let's go. *flashes him her ICICI smile*
Tarzan picks up Jane and takes a vine to the tree house.
Jane: By the way, Tarz, do you know who keeps banging on those infernal drums?
They swing along to the sweet refrain of BUDDADUBBA DUM BADA BUM DABBA DUM DABA DABA DABA DUM...
Current Mood: Bad Hair Day
Current Music: none
